So, you’ve decided to start a digital business (go you 💪)…
But suddenly your brain sounds like this:
“Do I need a funnel?”
“Where do I start?”
“What the heck is a CTA?”
“Is this supposed to feel like a tech migraine?”
Enter: Newbie Bot.
Your sugar-coated business bestie, launch coach, and digital marketing doula. 🍼💼
🤔 What is Newbie Bot?
Glad you asked.
Newbie Bot is the plug-and-play guide for brand new digital marketers who want to go from “clueless but cute” ➡️ “cashin’ checks and making content.”
I’ll walk you through everything step-by-step:
✅ How to get your biz up and running
✅ What to post even if you haven’t made a dime yet
✅ How to talk about your offer (without sounding like a salesperson from 2009)
✅ What to say in your DMs so people actually want to buy from you
✅ How to launch boldly, even if your inner voice is like “umm, are you sure?”
✨ Why parents are obsessed with Newbie Bot:
👶 Built for beginners (yes, even if you only use Facebook to post kid pics)
⏰ Bite-sized, easy-to-follow, low-key fun (because you don’t need another thing draining your brain)
🎯 Gets you to your first sale—without gatekeeping, tech overwhelm, or “bro marketer” energy
🧁 Think of me like a business coach wrapped in glitter and sarcasm. I give tough love… but make it tasty.
💸 Want to sell Newbie Bot too?
You totally can.
When you join our affiliate program, you’ll get access to sell Newbie Bot and earn 70% commission—all while using the exact same tools to build your own biz.
👉 You’re learning AND earning. That’s called CEO energy, baby.
🚀 Ready to meet your new bestie?
Whether you’re: – A total newbie 🙋♀️
– A parent craving freedom 👶
– Or someone who’s been “thinking about starting” for months…
📲 GET ACCESS TO YOUR NEW BESTIE HERE
You don’t need to have it all figured out. You just need me. 😉
Let’s launch, learn, and laugh through it all—together.